This lady scares me

I'm not sure why this lady is always standing in the kitchen right next to my dog bowl? She somehow lost her head in an accident and she scares me everytime I come tearing around the corner during one of my run attacks. I bark at her alot, but she never moves or talks back to me? Oh and this other stuff is what my mom brought home from the auction the other night, she knows I LOVE chewing on paper so I'm sure that is why she bought all this stuff for me. Thanks Mom

Rox